Doctor & trainee joke (a must read for future doctor trainee!

One day, a consultant(let’s call him Dr Anderson, for nothing’s sake) was assigned to bring a group of trainees for some field practical. And so, he decided to bring them to a mortuary and show them some hands-on demonstration. When Dr Anderson finally found a suitable specimen, he arrange the specimen on an operation table with spotlights on it, and the whole crowd surrounding it.

“Today class, I would like to teach you two things, two very important things that would determine your future as a doctor. First, you must be brave. Brave to see dead people and also dying people. And of course have the courage to follow me as I do this…” said Dr Anderson as he tuck one of his fingers into the corpse’s anus, pull it out, and put his finger into his mouth. All of the trainees were speechless. Some even went out to puke, leaving about seven of them of whom were really bersemangat kental and did put their fingers in, out, and back into their respective mouths. Their facial expressions were horrible.

But not the consultant, as he was hanging a mild, cynical smile on his face while continuing with his lesson, “Secondly, as a doctor, you must be observant. A high observation skill could determine the life and death of your future patients. If anyone of you would observe this, I did put my third finger into the hole, and when going into my mouth switched to my second finger.”